I wish I had random money to spend. It looks like I have to wait for his birthday.
Today at work my one coworker asked me to tell her a story, so I did. I then I asked her to tell me a story, so she did.
"Once upon of time there was this boy named Earnest who had really bad head lice. His only friend was a llama named Bill. Bill and Earnest always wanted to go to Mars so one day they went into a space ship and landed on what they thought was Mars. However, it was only really New Jersey. The two of them met a bunch of sideshow freaks where Earnest fell in love with a lizard woman. Earnest and the lizard woman had babies, who in turn had really bad head lice." - A story told by me.
"Once upon of time there was a donkey man who was in love with a princess. One day to get her attention he ate all the grass in her yard. The princess pretended to fall in love with him so she could sacrifice him to the sun." - A story told by my coworker, Mickey.
Dave: Why do you have to request off so many days?
Me: I’m in a play.
Mary: Oh really?! That’s awesome! I wanna see it.
Dave: What do you have like two lines or something?
Me: No, but I do have a pretty lame part. I’m Polish Maiden number two.
Dave: What, were you not good enough for number one?
Towards the end of the day, Dave, my manager, forgot the name of my character so he goes,
Dave: Weren’t you like Polish whore number two or something?
Me: No, I’m not a whore.
Dave: That’s right you were a wench.
Me: No, not that either.
I love when silly conversation brighten my day.
If you really ‘don’t give a fuck’ then why the hell are you even there?